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Sanctuary Page 12 by Sexual-Yeti Sanctuary Page 12 by Sexual-Yeti
Page 12 of my comic 'Sanctuary' a romantic comedy set in the war-torn galaxy of Warhammer 40 000.
Characters so far are:
Farseer Selena- Survivor of Craftworld Kandee-Yum
Bjorn- Bloodclaw of the Space Wolves legion
Warlock Nipples- Survivor of Craftworld Kandee-Yum
Inquisitor Victoria- Crazy Ordo Xenos Inquisitor
Lucky Jim- Guardsman that just doesn't die
Commissar Ironfounderson- Imperial Officer the size of a small Titan
Warboss Rapp Skallion- Ork Warboss
Nood Boyz- Orks that don't wear clothes
Nuddyfist- Slugga who's madly in love with the Boss
Dark Angels- Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Eldrad Ulthuan- Greatest Farseer of Ulthwe'
Faptau- Perverted Firewarrior who masterbates constantly

Warhammer 40 000 is copyrighted by Games Workshop. (C)

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:iconkato42:
kato42 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2013
LOL!  Oh dear!  That is too much!

And yeah, I can understand her view. :D
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:icontoasterroaster:
toasterroaster Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Hahahaha!!! Oh, by the emperor, that's some funny sh*t right there!!! :D :D :D
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:iconkaboom62:
Kaboom62 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012
Don't Worry Elder, it's ribbed for YOUR pleasure! <3
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:iconfellwolf22:
FellWolf22 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2011
you have issues dude.
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:icondemondragonsoul:
Demondragonsoul Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2011
.....their geneseed=fail....

inquisitor 1 is going to be making a round trip to the dark angels little meteor home to check for heresy and mutations....

and selena? dont EVER ask a god for help...besides the emperor....they tend to amuse themselves by doing the opposite of what you asked!
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:iconnigellus:
nigellus Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2011  Student
I love the massive AWKWARD behind the trio.
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:iconsexual-yeti:
Sexual-Yeti Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Because it hangs there like a pair of stale undies.
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:iconasparuh13:
Asparuh13 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
xD! great
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:iconsexual-yeti:
Sexual-Yeti Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you.
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:iconemprahsque23:
emprahsque23 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013
Do they have more of that weapon in their fortress-monastery
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:icontrbio:
trbio Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2011
o man something has gone very wrong with this brother while his change to brother marine .
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:icondemondragonsoul:
Demondragonsoul Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2011
quick somone call in hive fleet leviathin! they do great in restraining orders and consuming your worlds today!

(also have been known to randomly sing NOMNOMNOMNOM for endless number of days after consuming a planet that has ice cream...proven fact!)

also RUN ELDAR RUN! and while your at it Ederitchi their asses into the warp so they can meet their god.....yeah im talking about the pain crazy feitish slanneesh......what the marines already sent his soul to him when they landed on him!
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:iconscarledian:
Scarledian Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*queue tumbleweed here*
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:iconpauly136:
pauly136 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011
id ask for the nerf bat of justice
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:iconfatbeardc34:
fatbeardC34 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2010
The dildo is my friend also! Oh how I adore him!
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:iconsexual-yeti:
Sexual-Yeti Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
:iconwthewwplz:
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:iconfatbeardc34:
fatbeardC34 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2010
Once me and my friends planned to have a dildo sword fight in pirate costumes on segways, but that kind of fell through.
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:iconpepea:
pepea Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2010
HAHAHA XD
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:iconaronan:
Aronan Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Bwahahahahahaha!!!
*can't breathe. be back later*
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:iconsillymadman:
SillyMadman Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
THOSE EYES... they will haunt me for the rest of my life...
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:iconrozenpuppetmaster:
rozenpuppetmaster Featured By Owner May 27, 2010
XD awkward people every chapter has at least 1
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:iconcommander-draco:
commander-draco Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2010
is the guy in the middle smileing?!
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:iconbobdd0:
bobdd0 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2009
it... is... his ... friend???

this is blasphemy!!
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:iconsexual-yeti:
Sexual-Yeti Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Apparantly not, considering that the Dark Angels were based on a poem about the poet's torn feelings between his religious convictions and his mad desire for cock.
Oh, I am serious.
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:iconbobdd0:
bobdd0 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2010
o.e my mind is broken
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:iconjaxfenrile:
JaxFenrile Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
I must agree, but Its just too funny!
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:iconbobdd0:
bobdd0 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2009
YOU BE A HERITIC!!!!111!!!!
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:iconjaxfenrile:
JaxFenrile Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
:O How dare you question my oath to the emperor! You Sir/Mada'm...!!!
Vile fiend of Slanesh, How dare ye confuse me!
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:iconbobdd0:
bobdd0 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2010
shit! he sound me out!
*runs away*
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:iconjaxfenrile:
JaxFenrile Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!! *Runs after W/ Chainsword in hand*
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:iconbobdd0:
bobdd0 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2010
Fo' TEH WAAAAAAAAAH-i mean slanesh!
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:iconjaxfenrile:
JaxFenrile Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Quick his resolve is weakening, call the Inquisitors!
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:iconscarledian:
Scarledian Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:XD:

smiley face
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:iconalteser23:
Alteser23 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2009
I can't tell if Khaine will or will not answer her. Lets hope he doesn't!
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:icondeathdealertsunade:
DeathdealerTsunade Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2009  Student Digital Artist
HHAHAHAHAHAA FUCKING EPIC! :iconharharplz:
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:iconsexual-yeti:
Sexual-Yeti Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
Well, I try. Kinky sex-life helps, apparently.
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:icondeathdealertsunade:
DeathdealerTsunade Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2009  Student Digital Artist
*cough cough* No comment.......
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:iconsexual-yeti:
Sexual-Yeti Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
Anyhoo, have you done the picture of Nipples yet? Do you need more reference, or less nagging from me?
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:icondeathdealertsunade:
DeathdealerTsunade Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2009  Student Digital Artist
Haha, nah I have enough reference thanks. What I need is more time(in general). I've drawn it, it just needs to be finished and colored an all that jazz. Sorry its taking so long, I just have a fuckload of work. Work which I'm paid for and therefore obligated to finish above all other stuff, unfortunately.
I do planned stuff from home, all the random shit I post is done at work in my breaks and wee free moments.
And whatever gave you the idea I'm doing Nipples? ;P
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:iconsexual-yeti:
Sexual-Yeti Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
Thats fine. Just checking in case you have forgotten. ^^
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:iconfrostmourne16:
frostmourne16 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2009  Student Traditional Artist
Why do I get the feeling that there are Discworld references everywhere? :-?
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:iconsexual-yeti:
Sexual-Yeti Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
Because Terry Pratchett is a genius and that all budding fictional-authors should pay him trbibute?
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:iconfrostmourne16:
frostmourne16 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2009  Student Traditional Artist
And because the line of causality dictates that if such does not happen, the entire planet will become a giant snowball by the end of the 22nd century. :xmas:

Also, it has something or rather to do with potatoes. :lol:
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:iconcylexus:
Cylexus Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2009
Okay. Seriously, this is OH HELL NO!!! But still, Farseer looks beutiful with that confused look on her face. I may have to steal her.

Anyway, I have to agree with me man WarthHammer here, that Marine looks more likely to do something disturbing with that dildo to himself than anything else.

Just a mention, I think that maybe that serious Marine should have had the only feasible weapon, the chainsword, but its still good. :)
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:iconsexual-yeti:
Sexual-Yeti Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
LEAVE SELENA ALONE! She is MY slave!
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:iconcylexus:
Cylexus Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2009
Heh heh. ;)

I have Atra anyway. :evillaugh:
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:iconpaelkeizah:
paelkeizah Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2009
... >_>; I'll never be able to look at my mates dark angels in the same way ever again... I'll probably burst out laughing and he'll punch me because he's gonna see this comic too XD
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:iconsexual-yeti:
Sexual-Yeti Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
I have already recieved a note in the form of a deaththreat for my portrayel of the Dark Angels in Sanctuary. People obviously LOVE their Dark Angel's armies. Some people REALLY don't have senses of humour.
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:iconpaelkeizah:
paelkeizah Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2009
Well its ok with me as I have a sick sense on humor :D
But there are some pyscho people who lllooooovvvveeee their army so much that if you insult them they'll kick you up the arse so hard you'll be belching leather in the morning I think I know at least one... but a deaththreat thats OTT x.x
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:iconflymolo777:
FlyMolo777 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2009
That weapon could not be one of the Emperor's... That is Heretical... HE COULD WORSHIP SLAANESH, OR WORSE, A PRETTY MARINE, GET HIM!
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